Worship Carrots
See the world anew, cast aside your ideas, and recognize the naked, ineffable beauty of where you are.
The Wolf Dispatch
A collection of 13 issues
Worship Your Ancestors Not Carrots
Have you ever considered worshiping a carrot? If yes, then don't read this because you're not right in the head. If no, then you should be worshiping your ancestors. Read on to learn more about not worshiping carrots.
Victory to the United
Great groups—not great men—win. In 2023, Jimmy Kolb broke the bench press world record by 23 kg. He raised the record to its current standing of 635 kg. That is some out-of-this world strength. To put into perspective just how much weight that is, it's equivalent